Total Medals Earned: 1,296 (From 277 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,485 Points
Medals Earned: 13/20 (150/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/505 points)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (70/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Unlock 20 headlines
Destroy 5 servers, but you still won't stop WikiLeaks.
Medals Earned: 14/80 (70/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/40 (45/445 points)
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
Mamas called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed